“Slut”
Mar 13th
Not a time for laughing, but thankyou!
Her: So... I don't know what you wanna doMe: Well, my immediate goal is to chill a champagne glass, close my curtains, put on High Fidelity, get heinously drunk and cry so much I die from dehydration.
Me: Or have a sandwich
Her: Haha.
Mar 13th
“Fucking hell, that was like the cutest thing anyone has ever...”
— Sound the death rattle
— Sound the death rattle
Mar 13th
“Here’s a theory for you to disregard...
Mar 13th
“That had not occurred to us, dude.”
Mar 13th
Last night was a success.
Mar 13th
Michael Clarke Duncan, you have really let yourself go.
Mar 12th
Listen
Cobra Starship - Guilty Pleasure
Mar 12th
Remember when these two were kind of plausible?
Mar 12th
Telephone: Bad music video or worst...
Tumblr poll!
Mar 11th
Back in the halcyon days (your teen years), you...
Mar 11th
Jake: Nice hat. Corey: Thanks. Jake: Where are you going?...
Mar 11th
“Q: Do you think it’s possible for people to go too far...”
— Interview with an Encyclopedia...
— Interview with an Encyclopedia...
Mar 11th
Yeah, so basically I spent the entire night telling Luke how...
Mar 10th
For Monsterbeard
Mar 9th
Team Rocket trying to recruit me, quite aggressively, I...
Mar 9th
I don’t mind that she’s a week-long bender away...
Mar 9th
You always withdraw the potion at the start of the game....
Mar 9th
fyhottumblrguys:
Marshall
So this guy. He hates tequila...
Mar 9th
stuffparty:
justjasper:
(via fuckyeahstephenfry)
I...
Mar 8th
Please Remember To Turn Off Your Cell...
buongiorno: But one newer girl in class this morning forgot to do so. Her phone went off and...
Mar 8th
Skins, the best teen drama ever, is being remade for the...
Mar 8th
