Thursday March 11, 2010 at 9:49

Yeah, so basically I spent the entire night telling Luke how bad of an idea it was to continue this tryst with his current girlwhatever because she’s a total whore, and I don’t think he liked that very much. It’s alright, when he’s inevitably destroyed by her, I can quote bros before hoes and he’ll be like “Yeah, word” and then take my advice as gospel forever more. Oh, and Calum’s Mum said I should continue getting mental and banging skanks for another five years, and then get my life together. That’s the kind of adult advice I can endorse.

Yeah, so basically I spent the entire night telling Luke how bad of an idea it was to continue this tryst with his current girlwhatever because she’s a total whore, and I don’t think he liked that very much. It’s alright, when he’s inevitably destroyed by her, I can quote bros before hoes and he’ll be like “Yeah, word” and then take my advice as gospel forever more.

Oh, and Calum’s Mum said I should continue getting mental and banging skanks for another five years, and then get my life together. That’s the kind of adult advice I can endorse.

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 16:59

For Monsterbeard

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 16:54

Team Rocket trying to recruit me, quite aggressively, I might add.

Team Rocket trying to recruit me, quite aggressively, I might add.

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 13:03

I don’t mind that she’s a week-long bender away from looking like the girl from The Grudge, Kelly Cutrone is HBIC for a reason: Kelly Cutrone’s visit to sex-gadget shop Babeland on her Bravo show “Kell on Earth” — where she bought sex toys and Proper Attire condoms for her doctor’s receptionist — was supposed to appear only online. But after seeing a preview of the clip, Cutrone called the network and had producers edit it into last night’s full-length episode. “It was important to me that we spread the message that shopping for sex toys is OK,” the p.r. honcho tells us. “I thought it was perfect. This isn’t something we should be ashamed to discuss.” [via]

I don’t mind that she’s a week-long bender away from looking like the girl from The Grudge, Kelly Cutrone is HBIC for a reason:

Kelly Cutrone’s visit to sex-gadget shop Babeland on her Bravo show “Kell on Earth” — where she bought sex toys and Proper Attire condoms for her doctor’s receptionist — was supposed to appear only online.

But after seeing a preview of the clip, Cutrone called the network and had producers edit it into last night’s full-length episode. “It was important to me that we spread the message that shopping for sex toys is OK,” the p.r. honcho tells us. “I thought it was perfect. This isn’t something we should be ashamed to discuss.”

[via]

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 12:18

You always withdraw the potion at the start of the game. That’s Pokemon 101, noobs.

You always withdraw the potion at the start of the game. That’s Pokemon 101, noobs.

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 3:05

fyhottumblrguys: Marshall So this guy. He hates tequila and is a self-proclaimed whore. He’s been to the Sahara! How cool is that! He posts some dirty things sometimes so…if you get offended easily, stay the fuck off his page. Sorry girls. He’s not into vagina. YEAY BOYS. We are in love with his hair. We want to fuck it. He is totally UN-PC. We want an extra firm old on him. OOoooh get it? cuz that’s him Tumblr addy? We’re expecting SNL to call us up any day now. I’m on board with this.

fyhottumblrguys:

Marshall

  • So this guy. He hates tequila and is a self-proclaimed whore.
  • He’s been to the Sahara! How cool is that!
  • He posts some dirty things sometimes so…if you get offended easily, stay the fuck off his page.
  • Sorry girls. He’s not into vagina. YEAY BOYS.
  • We are in love with his hair. We want to fuck it.
  • He is totally UN-PC.
  • We want an extra firm old on him. OOoooh get it? cuz that’s him Tumblr addy? We’re expecting SNL to call us up any day now.

I’m on board with this.

This post was reblogged from FuckYeah! Hot Tumblr Guys.

Wednesday March 10, 2010 at 2:33

stuffparty: justjasper: (via fuckyeahstephenfry) I wish Stephen Fry would punch me in the face. I can actually imagine Alan Davies saying this, before shrinking back into his little cave.

stuffparty:

justjasper:

(via fuckyeahstephenfry)

I wish Stephen Fry would punch me in the face.

I can actually imagine Alan Davies saying this, before shrinking back into his little cave.

This post was reblogged from stuffparty!.

Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 17:17

Please Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones

buongiorno:

But one newer girl in class this morning forgot to do so. Her phone went off and suddenly I had a nostalgic pang. I realized it was because her ring was actually old an school Legends of Zelda sound effect. How do I bring up how cool that is without seeming like a creep/nerd for knowing that it’s an old school Zelda sound effect? It’s the sound that plays whenever Link unlocks a door or finds a chest with a key inside. Nerd alert.

Time to play Mario Galaxy..

Da na na naaa!

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Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 10:55

Skins, the best teen drama ever, is being remade for the US. The U.S. Skins cast have officially been chosen and the filming has already started. The pilot for the show was filmed last week, which means the show won’t be aired until around September or so. Fortunately for you, my friend knows someone who is auditioning, so I’ve got a picture for all of you.However, at this time I am unsure of who is who or what characters the people in this photo will be playing. I also do not know whether they are rewriting a plot or what the plan is. I do hope it allows for all the famous sex-driven alcohol-loving party-crazed teen kicks as the U.K. series. It will be terrible. Nothing else needs to be said about this. Let’s just forget it and move on.

Skins, the best teen drama ever, is being remade for the US.

The U.S. Skins cast have officially been chosen and the filming has already started. The pilot for the show was filmed last week, which means the show won’t be aired until around September or so. Fortunately for you, my friend knows someone who is auditioning, so I’ve got a picture for all of you.

However, at this time I am unsure of who is who or what characters the people in this photo will be playing. I also do not know whether they are rewriting a plot or what the plan is. I do hope it allows for all the famous sex-driven alcohol-loving party-crazed teen kicks as the U.K. series.

It will be terrible. Nothing else needs to be said about this. Let’s just forget it and move on.

Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 10:07

Anonymous asked: How can I be like you? Better yet, how can I BE you?

  • A dash of Russell Brand
  • A pinch of Charlie Brooker
  • A tendency to overstate your ability by comparing yourself to two of the sharpest wits in entertainment.
  • Ironic self-awareness.
  • Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Add a sprig of thyme and you’ve got yourself a stew.

Honestly, I feel it was a bit misleading to try and answer this. You could never hope to be this swell.

Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 9:47

manicpixiedreamgirls: pcquotes: whataboutateakettle: Mayan Calender. Recieved in an email forward today, one of the better ones. No. I’m sorry, this is historically implausible. The second guy would be more like “QUETZALCOATL SHALL TASTE YOUR FLESH FOR THIS IMPOTENCE!” and then their crops would be really fruitful for a month. That’s how it worked back then.

manicpixiedreamgirls:

pcquotes:

whataboutateakettle:

Mayan Calender.

Recieved in an email forward today, one of the better ones.

No. I’m sorry, this is historically implausible. The second guy would be more like “QUETZALCOATL SHALL TASTE YOUR FLESH FOR THIS IMPOTENCE!” and then their crops would be really fruitful for a month. That’s how it worked back then.

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Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 9:33

“I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my councilor”

— Alan Shemper

Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 9:16

Originally recommended to me by Leah Culver, I watched Wet Hot American Summer every day of Summer 2008. It’s the film that started my intense, romantic love affair with the Stella trio, whose canon has been hugely influential on my sense of humour. I genuinely think this is one of the funniest films ever made.

Originally recommended to me by Leah Culver, I watched Wet Hot American Summer every day of Summer 2008. It’s the film that started my intense, romantic love affair with the Stella trio, whose canon has been hugely influential on my sense of humour. I genuinely think this is one of the funniest films ever made.

Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 9:00

“It was contrary to Athenian customs to eat within the marketplace, and still he would eat for, as he explained when rebuked, it was during the time he was in the marketplace that he felt hungry. The most scandalous of these sorts of activities involves his masturbation in the marketplace, to which he responded “he wished it were as easy to relieve hunger by rubbing an empty stomach”

— Diogenes of Sinope, I like the cut of your jib.

Monday March 08, 2010 at 14:26

nickdouglas: (via meaghano) The horror that Meaghan describes at hearing the above cliché is equal to my disdain for anyone who says it. “Die in a fire” means “I am an unoriginal douche.” Irony: Criticizing something as unoriginal by using the word “douche”.

nickdouglas:

(via meaghano)

The horror that Meaghan describes at hearing the above cliché is equal to my disdain for anyone who says it. “Die in a fire” means “I am an unoriginal douche.”

Irony: Criticizing something as unoriginal by using the word “douche”.

This post was reblogged from Too Much Nick.

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