A history of the Arrested Development movie
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Michael Cera’s not doing it. I’ll get him to do it. Michael Cera’s doing it. No. Yes. No. Yes.
Doctor: I’m Spartacus
Donna: And so am I!I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.
No. Chances are better that they are fans of the movie Spartacus.
So much more likely, but so much less interesting.
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Doctor: I’m Spartacus
Donna: And so am I!
I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.
“The best part of that was that his upcoming project The Switch is a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. I can already hear angels crying. The grand question of the new millenium: “Will Jennifer Aniston ever make a good romantic comedy?”
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Chris. He’s Just Not That Into You. QED. (via jakec)
I’m taking Jake’s answer as sarcasm because I refuse to recognize anything else. But honestly, can you think of a movie where Jennifer Aniston was paired with a man, destined to fall in love at the end, and you walked out of the theater/video store/TBS thinking “Wow, I am pleasantly surprised! What an endearing movie well worth the amount of time I put into it!”?
No. The answer is you have never said that. And this is coming from a man whose first love (along with Teri Hatcher in Lois and Clark, I mean come on!) was Rachel Green.
(via monsterbeard)
First of all, let me respond by letting you know how honoured I am to have my own tag on your blog, Chris.
Now, WHAT THE HELL, DUDE? He’s Just Not That Into You was awesome! I mean, up until the last twenty minutes where they contradicted the entire theory that informed the film’s premise. However, I will concede that Jennifer Aniston was fairly uninteresting in the film, her scenes only made watchable by acting superhero Ben Affleck.
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“The best part of that was that his upcoming project The Switch is a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. I can already hear angels crying. The grand question of the new millenium: “Will Jennifer Aniston ever make a good romantic comedy?”
— Chris. He’s Just Not That Into You. QED.
“I loved Galaxy Quest. I desperately wanted to play a fan at the convention, yelling at the actor who played the kid for ruining the show.”
— Wil Wheaton, natch.
Don't call it The OC
- Jake: Watching the Spring Break episode
- Arran: That's ep 8 isn't it? Death Cab, one guitar and a whole lot of complaining.
- Jake: Stop spoiling it!
- Arran: Spoiler! Ryan punches someone in the face!
- Jake: Shit, I'd heard rumors that might happen but I was never sure.
- Jake: You've ruined this whole show for me.
- Arran: Who could've ever seen that coming?
We can tete-a-tete regarding how believable the nerdy dialogue in The OC is, but the one thing that is unquestionable about this show: Seth wears excellent shirts.
“You always drink like that?” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GROW A CONCRETE DICK!
George Hamilton or Bradley Cooper in twenty years? YOU DECIDE!
Ha ha, tonight!
mashburger.: I love Shaun Micallef. This is his bit from the Bad Eggs press release:
“The prospect of working with Tony Martin and Mick Molloy was like a dream come true. I loved watching these guys on TV when I was a kid, so just meeting them - let alone actually working with them - was exciting to say the least. I was extraordinarily disappointed when we did end up meeting…
Did you know Bad Eggs is the best comedy film ever made by an Australian? I would also go so far as to say it’s the best non-pulp-y film ever made by an Australian. Tony Martin is the funniest and cleverest man on Australian radio, while Shaun Micallef is the same for Australian television.
This isn’t even hyperbolic, the bar is so low!
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“My life is falling apart! I haven’t eaten in ten hours! So get off my ass!”
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