Saturday December 12, 2009 at 9:00

The editorial staff at JakeCleland.com are big fans of Wolfmother. Not that they listened to Wolfmother when they were popular, but they won’t tell you that.

The editorial staff at JakeCleland.com are big fans of Wolfmother. Not that they listened to Wolfmother when they were popular, but they won’t tell you that.

Friday December 11, 2009 at 21:02

“The vagina. When was the last time you said the “v” word without snickering?”

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding?

via Erin

Friday December 11, 2009 at 17:28

What it feels like to take a sucker punch to the face by a large tanned man

natashavc:

Been thinking about Snooks.

I got cold-clocked in the face by an overheated, muscly, swarthy  stranger when I was 16. There is a FANTASTIC story behind but that’s an IRL sort of affair (filled with elaborate pantomiming and lurid examples of suburban-spawned vandalism). The punch which was delivered rapidly and close fisted split my lip. But have you ever been socked in the face? It is very distinct pain.

*The BIFF! POW! BAM! BOFFO! bursts of light happen upon contact. There are starbursts

*It feels like the section of your face that got hit is permanently indented.  You will immediately touch your face not to alleviate pain but to make sure that there is not a concave hole. This crumpled bone feeling wears off after about 3 mins. But it really feels like your cheek has collapsed in on itself. Like rubble.

*There’s an near instant swell. You feel all the microscopic blood cells and histamines and blood clot and clog under your skin. This stays around for a long time.

*There is no satisfying thud to it. It’s sharp and disorienting. I had so much adrenline going through my body that my first reaction was like “WHAT? YOU JUST HIT A GIRL?!” and then the next feeling was feeling my balance go sideways. I believe this has something to do with ear fluid.

*And then you look over and see your teenage vegan boyfriend is crying and about to piss his pants. Then there’s a mixture of terror and shame knowing that you could probably throw punch harder than he could (miss you, babee).

ANYWAYS. I feel for Snooks. It is such a shocking thing to experience that all you can do is freeze and look around for some one to explain to you what just happened.

This is a perfect description of what it’s like to get punched in the face, though the first thought that went through my Cro Magnon brain was “ARGH NOW I HIT YOU IN FACE TOO!” And so it goes.

This post was reblogged from my internet is where i want you to touch.

Friday December 11, 2009 at 17:27

Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix)

Friday December 11, 2009 at 15:48

“But I have to disagree with Ned being ‘down.’ I think this is the most revelant[sic] someone like him could ever hope to be.”

— Suicideblonde via Fuck Yeah, Insubstantial Enthusiasm!

Friday December 11, 2009 at 15:37

Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers

See you in a month, Riz.

Friday December 11, 2009 at 12:15

Everybody, this is Anna Kachikyan. She’s a member of the TMZ Staff.

Everybody, this is Anna Kachikyan. She’s a member of the TMZ Staff.

Friday December 11, 2009 at 9:05

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Jay-Z ft. Rihanna and Kanye - Run This Town

I wanted to upload “99 Problems” but it was M4A. :(

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 21:24

“One hooker practically fell in love with me.”

— Everybody! Luke is back from Thailand! Today is redeemed!

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 18:08

“In my day a nice frock, set hair, a nice pleasing attitude and the ability to bake and darn socks used to go a long way to woo male suitors. Nowadays young trollops dress like vampire harlots with piercings in their unmentionables.”

(Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi wish to foster Lindsay Lohan - Comments | Herald Sun)

Thanks for your feedback, “Mary of Epping”.

(via clembastow)

“Mary of Epping” aka “Editor of the Herald Sun”

This post was reblogged from Oh My Darlin'.

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 14:13

clembastow:

TAC Christmas Campaign 2009 (20 Year Retrospective)

Incredible. I assume this is what will be showing tonight at 8.30pm on all the commercial channels. You know, it may seem like an odd thing to say, but fuck I’m proud of Victoria.

In many ways, Clementine, you are my antithesis.

This post was reblogged from Oh My Darlin'.

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 12:48

Related to gpoyw.

jgh:

Looking at hundreds of pictures of celebrity nose jobs in my past job is making me paranoid that the bridge of my nose is too wide. I don’t even have a big nose and this worries me. Magazine-related neuroses FTW!

You have a beautiful nose, JGH.

This post was reblogged from no idea how to title this.

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 12:33

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 12:16

Better take a seat, then.

Better take a seat, then.

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 12:05

“A performance of the burlesque kind, and a bikini-clad John Howard impersonator.”

— Kevin Rudd describing Bob Hawke’s 80th birthday festivities.

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