Tuesday April 20, 2010 at 12:28

bortflancrest:

jakec:

Doctor: I’m SpartacusDonna: And so am I!
I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.

No.  Chances are better that they are fans of the movie Spartacus.

So much more likely, but so much less interesting.

bortflancrest:

jakec:

Doctor: I’m Spartacus
Donna: And so am I!

I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.

No.  Chances are better that they are fans of the movie Spartacus.

So much more likely, but so much less interesting.

This post was reblogged from Bort Flancrest and his tumblr of crap.

Tuesday April 20, 2010 at 12:14

Doctor: I’m SpartacusDonna: And so am I!
I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.

Doctor: I’m Spartacus
Donna: And so am I!

I sat staring at the screen, mouth agape, for a solid minute after this. You don’t think… no… surely the writers aren’t bash.org fans.

Monday April 19, 2010 at 16:58

Monday April 19, 2010 at 14:57

“The best part of that was that his upcoming project The Switch is a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. I can already hear angels crying. The grand question of the new millenium: “Will Jennifer Aniston ever make a good romantic comedy?”

Chris. He’s Just Not That Into You. QED. (via jakec)

I’m taking Jake’s answer as sarcasm because I refuse to recognize anything else.  But honestly, can you think of a movie where Jennifer Aniston was paired with a man, destined to fall in love at the end, and you walked out of the theater/video store/TBS thinking “Wow, I am pleasantly surprised!  What an endearing movie well worth the amount of time I put into it!”?

No.  The answer is you have never said that.  And this is coming from a man whose first love (along with Teri Hatcher in Lois and Clark, I mean come on!) was Rachel Green.

(via monsterbeard)

First of all, let me respond by letting you know how honoured I am to have my own tag on your blog, Chris.

Now, WHAT THE HELL, DUDE? He’s Just Not That Into You was awesome! I mean, up until the last twenty minutes where they contradicted the entire theory that informed the film’s premise. However, I will concede that Jennifer Aniston was fairly uninteresting in the film, her scenes only made watchable by acting superhero Ben Affleck.

This post was reblogged from Monsterbeard.

Monday April 19, 2010 at 14:45

“The best part of that was that his upcoming project The Switch is a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston. I can already hear angels crying. The grand question of the new millenium: “Will Jennifer Aniston ever make a good romantic comedy?”

Chris. He’s Just Not That Into You. QED.

Monday April 19, 2010 at 14:06

Monday April 19, 2010 at 13:51

A history of the Arrested Development movie

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Michael Cera’s not doing it. I’ll get him to do it. Michael Cera’s doing it. No. Yes. No. Yes.

Monday April 19, 2010 at 9:20

“I loved Galaxy Quest. I desperately wanted to play a fan at the convention, yelling at the actor who played the kid for ruining the show.”

Wil Wheaton, natch.

Monday April 19, 2010 at 9:03

Don't call it The OC

  • Jake: Watching the Spring Break episode
  • Arran: That's ep 8 isn't it? Death Cab, one guitar and a whole lot of complaining.
  • Jake: Stop spoiling it!
  • Arran: Spoiler! Ryan punches someone in the face!
  • Jake: Shit, I'd heard rumors that might happen but I was never sure.
  • Jake: You've ruined this whole show for me.
  • Arran: Who could've ever seen that coming?

Sunday April 18, 2010 at 15:36

We can tete-a-tete regarding how believable the nerdy dialogue in The OC is, but the one thing that is unquestionable about this show: Seth wears excellent shirts.

We can tete-a-tete regarding how believable the nerdy dialogue in The OC is, but the one thing that is unquestionable about this show: Seth wears excellent shirts.

Sunday April 18, 2010 at 13:27

“You always drink like that?” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GROW A CONCRETE DICK!

“You always drink like that?” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GROW A CONCRETE DICK!

Sunday April 18, 2010 at 9:01

George Hamilton or Bradley Cooper in twenty years? YOU DECIDE!

George Hamilton or Bradley Cooper in twenty years? YOU DECIDE!

Sunday April 18, 2010 at 3:00

Ha ha, tonight!

Saturday April 17, 2010 at 22:00

This post was reblogged from mashburger..

Saturday April 17, 2010 at 9:00

“My life is falling apart! I haven’t eaten in ten hours! So get off my ass!”

“My life is falling apart! I haven’t eaten in ten hours! So get off my ass!”

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