I love the Reply feature.
That was a real slam dunk of an addition, Tumblr.
That's to say nothing of the money I still haven't returned.
- Jake: Give me back my hard drive!
- Scott: Stop inadvertently giving it to me! I'm not good at returning things
- Jake: You think you're bad at returning things? I still haven't given back Arran his Scrubs DVDs from a year ago.
- Jake: I'm so bad at returning things I deserve a crown. I have primary school books!
- Scott: Same.
- Scott: Ghost Dog.
- Jake: Flight Of The Dragons
- Scott: Still haven't read it.
- Jake: Likewise.
“The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit … A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”
— Self-immolate on a flight to Myanmar, Russell Brand. It’s not too late for the rest of your life to have meaning.
Honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, for a million dollars I would eat manflesh
- Heidi: But can we at least agree her daughter sounds like an adorable creature?
- Heidi: and looks like a little cutie pie
- Jake: Yes, she is a cutie pie
- Heidi: We can still be friends then
- Jake: In the way that I love eating pies like I love eating children
- Heidi: Or not.
- Heidi: I spoke too soon.
- Heidi: Friendship over.
“I laughed all the way through, in fact. This is the best comedy since “The Hangover,” and although it’s almost a scene-by-scene remake of a 2007 British movie with the same title, it’s funnier than the original.”
— Oh come on, Ebert. Now you’re just fucking with us, right?
“hhaha you and everyone else. little did tiny fey know that she was creating one of the most divisive lady characters since BLAIR FROM FACTS OF LIFE (really? whatever) i had a dream in which dr spaceman tried feed me date rape drugs once.”
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You are so beautiful to me.
It’s not just Liz Lemon’s character, but Tina Fey (gasp!) who I find anti-funny. It was beautiful when we were on Saturday Night Live, then I was excited and supportive when we started on 30 Rock, but lately I feel like the magic (read: delusion) is wearing off. Date Night might’ve had something to do with it, because I realised that she only has one mode: quirky. Every other mood she tries to portray is incredibly hammy. I’m wondering if she actually might not be such a good actress. Think about it.
You know what, while we’re here I might as well get it out of the way: Don’t find her that attractive. I really think she’s quite plain. I’ll be in my bunker.
And, like, of course Chris Parnell is still hilarious. In fact, pretty much everyone on this show is amusing… except Liz. Is it too early for Lemon backlash? Because I have some thoughts.
I’ve been catching up on the fourth season episodes of 30 Rock that I’ve missed, and I have to say: God to the damn. Between the stale advertising meta-jokes and the increased insanity of Jenna and Tracy, I can’t help but yearn for the simpler days of “You can’t ask a bird not to fly. You can’t ask a fish not to swim. You can’t ask a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight!” and “Now I don’t wanna go off on a tangent!.” I mean, it’s still pretty funny (Solvers The Problem was pretty good), but I’m just not laughing as hard as I used to.
However, Alec Baldwin’s reactions are still absolutely perfect. Silver panther.
ned hepburn: Dealing With Garths.
- You don’t have to listen. It’s magic. You flat out don’t have to listen to assholes. If some gaping taintstain of a human decides to open their hate-maw and spew untruths, just let them.
- Never let yourself talk louder than them.
- You don’t “have to be right”. Be the bigger person and just let…
You could do better to practise what you preach, brother.
This post was reblogged from ned hepburn.
Bill, people would like you more if you’d stop saying “…I am vampiiiire”.
“I changed my name to Barack Hussein Obama. Originally my name was Hitler von Jewsarebad”
That teacher from Freaks and Geeks is in Arrested Development!
“It is hard not to compare the show with TEN’s former Panel, which similarly borrowed many elements from radio. That show benefitted not just from a later, weekly and longer slot but also a thoughtful discussion that took time to smell the roses.”
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The Panel also benefited from having some decent fucking panelists with a collective IQ higher than that of Brick Tamland. Miss you, Glass House.
Oh wow, a report on The 7PM Project about the new public transport ticketing system, could this show possibly maintain the facade of professionalism for long enough to inform me about a current event? Nope, just Kitty Flanagan spending five minutes rambling about how instead of public transport, we should just have jet packs. The anti-intellectual crusade continues.
Movin’ on up. Every little step is a big step.
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