Oh Shit, This is What Happens When You Start Name-Calling on the Interwebs
Howdy,
I just just received an exceedingly sensible and gracious email from a Mr. Jake Cleland, whom I called a “myopic fucking idiot” about two hours ago. It turns out he was perpetrating a very clever inside joke intended for someone else and it went right over my head, which frequently happens when I read things on the Internet before 9 a.m.Anyhoo, Jake’s not a myopic fucking idiot — he’s a pretty smart and clever guy. Which, as these things go, means that I am not. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop cockpunching myself.
Hugs and kisses and no hard feelings, Jake?
I’ll forgive you if you forgive me. Then we can get on with the baby-making!
