JAKE CLELAND

Conversations From High School

  • English Teacher: You all know what an autobiography is, right?
  • Jake: A biography written by a car.
  • * Classroom full of blank expressions *
  • Jake: Because "auto" is a prefix sometimes associated with cars, ie "automobile".
  • * Classroom full of blank expressions *
  • English Teacher: I'm glad you're in my class, Jake.