JAKE CLELAND

Picard will always be my Captain

  • Jake: Xenogene got his Trek trivia wrong, that fucker
  • Arran: He is so bad!
  • Jake: He said Captain Pike was the first Captain of the Enterprise, BUT IN FACT it was Captain Archer
  • Jake: Obviously he never watched the latest Trek series, Star Trek: Enterprise
  • Jake: I don't blame him, it was nowhere near as good as Patrick Stewart's Star Trek
  • Arran: You are a king amongst men