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Friday November 20, 2009 at 10:10

I closed this goddamn window eight times. Each time I refreshed it came back. As if it’s not bad enough that I have to endure the stupid new retweet function (the old mechanic was adequate, I thought), now this giant banner occupies a solid third of my screen.
Twitter, I’ve been using you since you launched, I have a pretty good idea of what’s up. You don’t need to shove this shit in my face.

I closed this goddamn window eight times. Each time I refreshed it came back. As if it’s not bad enough that I have to endure the stupid new retweet function (the old mechanic was adequate, I thought), now this giant banner occupies a solid third of my screen.

Twitter, I’ve been using you since you launched, I have a pretty good idea of what’s up. You don’t need to shove this shit in my face.

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