Poetry: If you were a blogging platform…
If you were a blogging platform,
You would be Tumblr,
When I first started using you,
You were thin, sleek, beautiful,
light-weight, simple, elegant,
colourful, fun, clever.
Now you are bloated,
unpredictable,
populated by teenagers.
Stop asking about sharks vs cats,
I already answered,
“Fuck yeah, Sharks!”
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