Best Quotes from a Egan Christmas, 2009.
“Those fucking firefighters are getting paid $200,000 in LA.”
“The whole of California will shift into the ocean! THE OCEAN. All this: under water.”
“There must be some way to remember this.”
“The Catholic Church and the Roman Orthodox Church are going to combine? Bullshit.”
*Mom points to comic in the NYT* “You can do this. Why aren’t you doing this? You should write comics” ( after being told my entire life to ‘never pursue applied art - there’s no money it in’)
“You have a blog?! What’s a blog, is that like a website? Like that girl in that movie?”
“I WANT A TUMBLR.”
“We have baked apples.”
It’s awesome imagining all of this said in really heavy Italian accents with lots of hand-emoting.
