Small human erupts from area woman.
The quiet suburb of Normalville was thrown into chaos today as news spread of a tiny man bursting forth from local resident Tamara Wilcox. After a painful twelve hour struggle, Mrs. Wilcox experienced great relief amid a flood of blood, limbs and various unidentified bodily fluids.
“I was literally shocked,” she said. “When I noticed I’d rapidly gained weight over the past eight or nine months, I didn’t realise there was another person inside me taking up all that space.” Sources close to Mrs. Wilcox are excited. “This is so crazy, I really admire Tammy for surviving the ordeal because it sounded hella painful!” stated Tamara’s best friend, Janeane.
The midget seems capable only of crying and stumbling around, but Mrs. Wilcox already has big plans. “I’m going to put him to work immediately as my personal butler. After the pain I went through getting him out of me, it’s the least he can do”.
Dr. Stefanopolous, professor at the University of Normalville, was just as confused as anybody. “As far as I know, there’s only anecdotal evidence that this has happened before. I’m very interested in studying it.”
We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
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