Jake Cleland

Monday March 01, 2010 at 13:49

kellyegan:

It’s one thing to date by means of heading out and about, carefully dressed up in your best black. Drunk, kissing on the sidewalk, touching thighs during dinner before a couple hours of dark sex, followed by a shower and power nap into the afternoon. There will be texts during the day for no reason and your friends will have an idea of what’s going on, but never, ever ask you about it. Just cuz.
Then there’s the date that you can bring home to chill, troll, laugh, and eat a brick of cheese with. She will love your shoe collection and immediately know how to work the cable box. Oh, there will be heavy petting. There will be Star Wars references, and by God there will be a Round 2 in the shower. You don’t pay for water? Fuck, yeah. Round 3. Wait, just let me flip my laundry real quick.
Shit.
I’ll take “Shorty’s doin’ it right” for $800, Alex.

I’m very rarely envious of anybody, I very rarely have reason to be, but Jigga’s life is made.

It’s one thing to date by means of heading out and about, carefully dressed up in your best black. Drunk, kissing on the sidewalk, touching thighs during dinner before a couple hours of dark sex, followed by a shower and power nap into the afternoon. There will be texts during the day for no reason and your friends will have an idea of what’s going on, but never, ever ask you about it. Just cuz.

Then there’s the date that you can bring home to chill, troll, laugh, and eat a brick of cheese with. She will love your shoe collection and immediately know how to work the cable box. Oh, there will be heavy petting. There will be Star Wars references, and by God there will be a Round 2 in the shower. You don’t pay for water? Fuck, yeah. Round 3. Wait, just let me flip my laundry real quick.

Shit.

I’ll take “Shorty’s doin’ it right” for $800, Alex.

I’m very rarely envious of anybody, I very rarely have reason to be, but Jigga’s life is made.

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