Tuesday March 09, 2010 at 10:07

Anonymous asked: How can I be like you? Better yet, how can I BE you?

  • A dash of Russell Brand
  • A pinch of Charlie Brooker
  • A tendency to overstate your ability by comparing yourself to two of the sharpest wits in entertainment.
  • Ironic self-awareness.
  • Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Add a sprig of thyme and you’ve got yourself a stew.

Honestly, I feel it was a bit misleading to try and answer this. You could never hope to be this swell.

  1. jakec posted this