Jake: Nice hat.
Corey: Thanks.
Jake: Where are you going?
Corey: I have a wake to attend.
Jake: Come on, man. You didn’t get an invite.
Corey: It’s implied by our lifelong bond.
Jake: Hate to tell you this, mate, but I think that bond just ended.
Corey: I loved him like a son, Jake.
Jake: Yeah, I didn’t even know who he was.
Corey: Didn’t you see Lost Boys!?
Jake: I saw the sequel.
Corey: Autumn Reeser is tragically hot.
Jake: I think so too
Corey: Haim was in the final scene.
Jake: Oh, he was that other vampire during the credits?
Corey: Yeah, that’s him
Jake: He looked like a meth head
Corey: Well, he was in vampire make up
Jake, affecting a gravelly voice: Who ordered the stake?
Corey: Not the time.
Jake: Sorry.
Corey: Anyway, I better go
Jake: Want me to come?
Corey: No… no. This is one journey I must undertake…
The camera zooms in and frames his eyes, crinkled with determination.
Corey: Alone.
Jake: How did you do that?
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monsterbeard said:
RIP brother. Have you really not seen Lost Boys?!
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