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1. patsawiela reblogged this from meghangrace
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3. jakec reblogged this from aidenpyne and added:

   HALF OF THESE ARE SIMILES. HOW DID THESE “TEACHERS” GRADUATE?

4. notsharon reblogged this from livejamie and added:

   a deep, throaty, genuine laugh,...that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”

5. thepeacoat reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
6. moneyissues reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
7. zsasz reblogged this from livejamie and added:

   ohmy, this is hilarious!

8. tyce reblogged this from livejamie
9. urbanpringle reblogged this from dallasw and added:

   Yeah. we got that. help.com didn’t.

10. dallasw reblogged this from urbanpringle and added:

    are all similes!

11. badwobot reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
12. percepto reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    faves are #11 and #19 - priceless.

13. myfirstsodabread reblogged this from hugehuge and added:

    I like 19: Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

14. hugehuge reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
15. urbanpringle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These students are pretty darn creative actually. If I were...teacher these submissions...

16. justfeisty reblogged this from libbylovesnyc
17. aidenpyne reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Fav is: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.

18. amandemic reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Number 3 had me in hysterics!

19. heylookathatree reblogged this from shannern and added:

    um, i have no words. only tons of laughter.

20. vulturepiano reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I prefer: She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature...

21. meghangrace reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These are similes, not metaphors, but still funny.

22. culby reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    (Hat Tip: ali-with-an-i and the Radar)

23. ruaarnold reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    I love them all, but my two favorites were: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the...

24. jamiea reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I love number 11: “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when...

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26. rainbowhill reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    I really hate to rain pedantically on your parade but, bar one, these are all examples of simile. You know, I never met...

27. libbylovesnyc reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

28. andrewglennflavin reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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30. amilniazi reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I hope everyone’s getting the message here, which...kids are stupid.

31. iichlits reblogged this from clablr and added:

    colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.”

32. misterpeace reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Thank you for posting that. That...my laugh-out-loud moment for the day. :) I genuinely...

33. clablr reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up.

34. johnthomas reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
35. skar reblogged this from brocatus and added:

    What about this one: 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were

36. brocatus reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    Forgot to add my own favorite; “The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.”...

37. justaddsalt reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I love this one right here: 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like...Hefty...

38. kim reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I think I had an email of something like this

39. verydefinitely reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    faves are no. 4 and 23: 4. She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room...

40. kicksterflixter reblogged this from jamienguyenle
41. souvenirs reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    One of my favorites: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.

42. ieatyouruterus reblogged this from oktopussy and added:

    hahahaha i love this nikita x]

43. agsystems reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    “Funny metaphors similies used in high school essays” 12. Her hair glistened in the rain

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46. nikita-banana reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
47. oktopussy reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...

48. jamienguyenle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
49. baotran reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    these are hilarious

50. restlessruminations reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These made me smile. Several of them are quite clever, albeit silly.

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