Going to hell
- Male Friend: Unfortunately I'm the only person I know that isn't absolutely repulsed by threesomes
- Jake: I'd have a threesome with you
- MF: Sweet
- Jake: Now we just need a victim
- MF: Lol
- Jake: I mean... willing female participant
- MF: We'll just forge the consent form
- Jake: Good idea
- MF: They have those at the head office at the primary schools anyway.....
