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‘For Our Elegant Castle’ - Of Montreal. So I’ve had ONE glass of wine, and Melinda is cooking Shanks. She burnt some of the onions so had to open the balcony door. The smell + breeze + wine is making me think it’s BBQ summer in Auckland. Seriously, ONE glass of wine. Like I’m shimmying as we speak? I wasn’t going to go out tonight - but now I am. Fuck you Of Montreal, fuck you royally. It could have been as simple as a bit of Wife Swap and a cheeky wank. Now I have to talk to other gheys, uugh. If I end up giving head, so help me…
I would go gay for extrafirmhold.
