Sunday February 14, 2010 at 9:16

What about it?

  • Jake: Any plans for Valentine's?
  • Scott: I do
  • Scott: And if you let me, I'd like to involve you in them
  • Jake: Sure, what are they?
  • Jake: THREESOME!?

Friday November 20, 2009 at 14:10

The very dexterous Scott playing a cover of Mumford & Sons’ “Sigh No More”. Show him some love and watch this video.

And Ladies: He’s still single.

Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:33

Goblet of Fire

  • Jake: Cho Chang is an ugly whore
  • Jake: Why couldn't they find an attractive actress?
  • Scott: Because the real world isn't filled with attractive actresses
  • Scott: It's filled with wizards and magic!

Wednesday November 11, 2009 at 20:07

Surrogates

  • Scott: Everybody would just want to do cool shit all the time and nobody would work. Society would crumble.
  • Jake: Not if they had communism
  • Jake: That's the 800-pound gorilla in the room, Scott.

Saturday October 24, 2009 at 5:02

Poor boy

  • Jake: Did you know City of Melbourne offers $5000 grants to young artists?
  • Scott: Really? Define artists and offers.
  • Jake: Artist: Any person that undertakes a creative endeavor. Offers: Gives to successful applicants.
  • Jake: There's no criteria for the grant either, so I assume it's judged by merit of the concept
  • Scott: Intriguing
  • Scott: Must tell Jake
  • Jake: You should.
  • Jake: Sounds like something he would be interested in.
  • Scott: Yeah
  • Scott: $5000 is a lot
  • Scott: Argh! You're not [other friend]!
  • Jake: Argh! You're not observant!

Tuesday August 11, 2009 at 13:34

Living my dreams

  • Jake: I think I need a pair of those Lennon glasses that the Gallaghers wear
  • Scott: As long as they don't make you act like the world's biggest faggot then they should suit you
  • Jake: It's what I'm counting on. *Her* going away party is in a couple weeks and I want to be able to say I dressed up as Noel Gallagher and went.
  • Jake: Because I don't give a FOOK!
  • Jake: This is what my life has become. Creating anecdotes. It's brilliant.

Sunday July 12, 2009 at 16:36

There's no good reason for posting inside jokes on your blog

  • *Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve begins playing on the Hottest 100*
  • Scott: Such a great song.
  • Jake: Mmm.
  • Scott: Just go have sex, Jake...
  • Jake: Mmmmmm. You'll never guess who I'm emailing RIGHT NOW!
  • Scott: Who?
  • Jake: Her, obvs.
  • Scott: Nobody sends emails
  • Jake: Just like nobody does phone numbers?

Wednesday May 27, 2009 at 23:58

Discussing the nickname I created for this girl he likes

  • Scott: It's just what I call her
  • Scott: And I've never actually called her that to her before
  • Jake: Oh haha
  • Jake: My bad, dawg
  • Scott: Now I don't know whether to jump out and take credit for it or not
  • Jake: Do it
  • Jake: It's a great nickname
  • Jake: Besides, the longer she knows me on Facebook the more she'll see me making up nicknames for people and she'll cotton on to the fact that I am the genesis for all the good nicknames in today's culture
  • Scott: Gargh!
  • Jake: But how can you take credit for it subtly?
  • Jake: That's what you must decide
  • Scott: Mmmm
  • Scott: "Scott says: GK was my idea btw"
  • Jake: You're like a ninja, honestly

Saturday May 16, 2009 at 2:01

Yo, so tonight turned out okay

It started off pretty boring but eventually turned into a discussion of film and pop culture (an inevitability when my friends Scott, Rachel and I are together in a room) around the fireplace. I even snuck in a conversation about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict that lasted for about five minutes between me and the one other person educated on the issue.

Sunday August 03, 2008 at 19:28

Microfame

  • Jake: How much would you pay to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher?
  • Scott: Too much probably
  • Jake: It would be the highlight of my life
  • Scott: Also the cows
  • Scott: And the rocket launchers'
  • Jake: Actually, how much does a Launcher + 1x RPG + 1x Cow cost?
  • Jake: Maybe we should uhhh... invest
  • Jake: in the experience
  • Scott: Hand that in for Media
  • Jake: A++
  • Jake: Not to mention the millions of views it would get
  • Scott: lol
  • Jake: We'd be famous for AT LEAST seven minutes